Has anyone read the entire Bible?

I stopped because the more I read it and heard so many different interpretations I understood that It is not written withe god's words. It is only man putting down his thoughts about how they thought god would want the bible written. It doesn't make sense that a god would have the bible written to where it can be interpreted any way folks like to interpret it. Remember this is supposed to tell you about your eternal life. Not how each religion should tell all the others that they are the one true religion,